The worst travel story was when i flew to new york and i had a 700 pound lady next to me, half of he was on me, yapping to herself with a screaming baby in front of me and a baby kicking my chair.

thats her gf u dumbshit

My worst travel story is when I was walking my dog one day and suddenly aliens beamed me and my dog up. The aliens anal probed me a dropped me of a few hours later...but they kept the dog. I miss that dog.

my worst is when i went on a airplane to visit my cousins in wales a little girl kept kicking my chair and the girl screaming poopy evvery minute

i found a baby dick in my food on the way to L.A.

nice girl in the background did u fuck her hard she looks tired lol

Ah, summer 2008 saw the best sxephil videos.

my worse travel was in a full camary for 12 hours

the second he said the ho didnt wanna leave my mind went blank i didnt hear a thing after that lol

mine was coming back to the usa until this jackass fatass rudeass who put her seat down completely while i'm 5 10 with no leg room. i hate that fatass

u could do a advert on the radio like "come right up n by this"

few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me

ill make you better then pasta :O

My worst travel trip is when a woman over dosed on a train and I was forced to stay on for twelve hours

My worst travel experience had to be getting stuck on a US Airways flight for 6 hours on the runway. Also, our seat was moved to the one right next to the bathroom, because some other asshole threw a fit and said they booked our seat. Turns out that the airline double booked. Then, we got booked on the last flight out, which meant a 12 hour layover.

my worst travel expireince (?) was when i was not an UN (southwest and i was 12) my mom thought i was smart enough not to wait for her by the security place and i wandered around for 2 hours and called her 3 times and finally i went to baggage claim and she was there. the second worst was i couldn't find my gate (12 again) and almost missed my flight. i sat there for 5 minutes crying until someone figured it out. :(

I tottally would make you spheggetti

Viacom DOES suck, and I thank you for pointing that out......in a previous vid, of course.....with a tangential mention here

hey Phil, who's watching TV in the background?

my first family vac. we got in a car crash and my head cracked open... Oh and we got sued for $12,000

who is in your bed?

my story was going to new york i have 1 hand and the only hand i have had a cast on it because my nucle was broke and the woman asking me to put out my left index finger i said i dont have a left hand and she said OMG IM SOOOO SORRY and then asked to put out my right index finger but it was in a cast! so i got the finger prince of my thumb , so if you have no hands your kinda fucked?

Yes they would give me pancakes with out maple syrup. I almost died without it. LOL Jk

holy shit that's bad O.O and 4 days in a juvie dentention in canada? ouch.

I got stuck in Canada for 4 days at the airport in one of those juvinial detention cells because my dad forgot my passport. And he went back to Jersey, and left me in Canada. When I was 8. Then my aunt had to come and get me, and she didn't speak English so I was like "Fuck what am I suposed to do" SO that was my worst travel expireince.